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Here are some completely
orginial sounds from Seinfeld, recorded by me from time to time. Finally
managed to put them together to this site. Download and enjoy some fantastic
moments in Seinfeld history. My personal favourites.
Misc. characters:
Brett
- Song.mp3
Elaine: - Wouldnt it be great if Fardman designed shoes...Brett? Dont
you think that would be great?
Brett: - After the song babe...
Elaine: - Huh?
Brett: - ...the song..
Cedric
- Ribbon.mp3
Some dude: - This guy wont wear a ribbon!
Cedric: - Who?!? Who doesnt want to wear the ribbon?
Damn
fool.mp3
Kramers dates father: - I thought you said you was bringin' a white boy
home...I dont see a white boy..all I see is this damn fool!!
Mr
Kruger - Kahugeer!.mp3
George: - Would you not helping me out with some of this stuff?!?!
Mr Kruger: - You seem like you got a pretty good handle on it...
George: - No!! I dont...dont you even care?? This is your company..it´s
your name on the outside of the building..speaking of which the R fell
of and all it says now is: K-uger!
Mr Kruger: - "K-uger" that sounds like one of those oldtime
carhorns huh? Kaauugerr,Kaauugeerr!
George: - ohoho...you are too much Mr Kruger...too much...
Mr Kruger: - Thank you George, you´ve been great, that´s it
for me!
George: - Nono, you are not going out on a high note with me Mr Kruger
Mr Kruger: - It´s K-uger!
George: - oh no!
Mr Kruger: - ...goodniiiite everybody...
Mr
Peterman - Poncho.mp3
Mr Peterman: - Ah PS, the first 24 hours are the worst...beeetter bring
a poncho!
Mr Peterman - um-ga-ak-mm.mp3
Mr Peterman: - *clink-clink* My friends, a toast: As the woolyhaired malaneisans
of Pocaunokany once said: Ungek-me-ak-mm....
Newman
- Weed.mp3
Newman: - ...I love ...broccoli...it´s good for you..
Jerry: - Really?
(Newman takes a bite)
Newman: - *PFFTTT* VILE WEED!!
Kenny
- Gold.mp3
Kenny: - That´s gold Jerry! Gold!!
Uncle
Leo - Jerry hello.mp3
Uncle Leo: - Jerry...hellooo...
Frank
- Del visto becko.mp3
Frank Costanza on the blooper episode, time after time not getting the
Del Visto Becko bit right. Hilarious.
Frank
- Stopped short.mp3
Frank: - In the car, with my wife, he stopped short. You think I dont
know what that´s about? That´s my old move! I used it on Estelle
40 years ago....I told everybody about it, everybody knows....uhhh...I
stopped short!
Puddy
- lets get it on.mp3
Kramer: Yeah yeah that´s cool...you gotta support your team..
Puddy: Ok, ready to go?
Kramer: ..yeah...
Puddy: - LET`S GET IT ON! ALRIGHT GO DEVILS GO DEVILS!! LET`S GO DEVILS!!
Puddy
- thats cool.mp3
Puddy: - Alright that´s cool...
Puddy
- we are the devils.mp3
Puddy: - Dont mess with the Devils buddy, we´re n.o 1, we bet anybody....we´re
the Devils!! THE DEVILS!! ...aahhhhhhhh
Priest: - ..diablo...dios mio...DIABLO!!
Puddy
- yeah thats right.mp3
Elaine: - You mean..you stopp it for me?
Puddy: - Yeah thats right!
Puddy
- Yes.mp3
Puddy: - All signs points to YES!
Sausage
Music.mp3
The cool song that Kramer and Newman is listening to while making sausages.
Jerry Sounds:
Jerry
- Toys.mp3
Jerry: - Elaine, Newman is my sworn enemy...and he lives down the hall
from my home...my HOME Elaine....where I sleep...where I come - to - play
- with - my - toys...
Jerry
- Ahh!.mp3 (when Jerry is dating the "two-faced")
Jerry: - Gwen, Gwen wait! ...AHHH! ...bad lighting on the porch...
Jerry
- Uhh!.mp3 (when Jerry is dating the "two-faced")
Jerry: - So, what do you feel like eating, chinese or italian.....uhhh!!
Jerry - Alright.mp3
Jerry: - ALRIIIGHTTT!!
Jerry
- aooww that feels good.mp3
Jerry: - aaaaoooohhhhh...that feels good....
Jerry
- Breaking down.mp3
Elaine: - I cant spend the rest of my life, coming in to this stinking
apartment every 10 minutes, to pour over the....excrutiating minutia of
every single daily event!
Jerry: - Why not? Like yesterday I went to the bank to make a deposit
and the teller gave this look --
Elaine: - I´ll see you later man...I gotta go...
Jerry: - The whole system is breaking DOWN!!
Jerry
- Chunky Newman.mp3
Jerry: - ...Oh I know the chunky that left these chunkies.....NEWMAN!!!.....I
got him!
Jerry
- Did something stupid.mp3
Kramer: - Nonono...dont give me that, I know you , something's wrong,
what is it, what happened?
Jerry: - ...I did something stupid!
Kramer: - ...what'd you do?
Jerry: - well...I was shaving..and I noticed an asymmetry in my chesthair....and
I was trying to even it out....next thing I know...- GONE -
Jerry
- Fantastique idea!.mp3
Jerry: - Yes! I like it, I like it alot..
George: - It´s good right?
Jerry: - (spanish accent) I think it fantastique, I think it is a fantastique
idea...
Jerry
- Fired.mp3
Jerry: - So is this a breakup/quitting?
Girl: - Yeah, dont ever call me or hire me again...
Jerry: - Oh yeah? ...well then we´re trough!...and your fired!!
Jerry
- Get in there.mp3
Jerry: - Go in there and talk to her...she´s not going to put'em
on the glas...
George: - You mean walk back in? ....that´s the toughest move in
the business...you´re sending me out to nomansland and if I get
shot down I have to crawl all the way back...well I cant do it, cant do
it I tell you!
Jerry: - Pull yourself together! You´re going in there soldier!
That´s an order!! .... - - Get in there!!!
Jerry
- Good luck.mp3
Jerry: - Yikes....well good luck with..aaall that!
Jerry
- Melrose.mp3
Interrogater: - Did Jane sleep with Mikael again?
Jerry: - .....*goes totally nuts* YES! Yes that stupid idiot! He left
her for Kimberely, he slept with her sister...he tricked her to giving
him half her business and then she goes sleeping with him again!! I mean
she is crazy, how could she do something like that, I mean that Jane oh
makes me so mad!!!!!
Jerry
- Mr Marbles.mp3
Jerry: - Is somebody there? *sound of feet* ...Mr..Mr Marbles??
Jerry
- Mr Marbles2.mp3
Jerry: - *whispering* ....mr marbles?
Jerry
- Pam.mp3
Jerry: - I even like the name: Pam
Kramer: - ..huh?
Jerry: - Pam
Kramer: - ..huh?
Jerry: - Pam
Kramer: - ...huhyah....
Jerry
- Traktor!.mp3
Jerry: - They should update these pieces, nobody rides horses anymore...maybe
they should change it to a traktor?
Girl: - Jerry, are you embarresed that your losing?
Jerry: - Losing? You know yesterday I lost control of my car...
almost bought the farm!
Girl: - Bought the farm?
Jerry: - .........TRAKTOR!!
Girl: - This is an odd side of you Jerry...I feel uncomfortable...
Jerry: - Wait...dont go...let´s thumbwrestle...
Jerry
- Undateable.mp3
Elaine: So basiclly what you are saying is: 95% of the population is undateable?
Jerry: - UNDATEABLE!
Elaine: - Then how are all these people getting together?
Jerry: - ....alcohol...
Jerry
& George - Fake voice and beep beep.mp3
Jerry: - Hi Sofie...it´s me...
Sofie: - ..hey Rafe
Jerry: - She think its someone named Rafe
George: - Good, let her think it...
Jerry: - *mumbled voice* ...so...what´s going on?
Sofie: - Not alot...
George: - Ask about you, ask about you..
Jerry: - *mumbled voice*So how are things with Jerry?
Sofie: - ohh...I really like him but...I havent told him the traktor story...
Jerry: - *mumbled voice*..right right...the traktor story..
Sofie: - ..are you sick Rafe...you sound kind funny
Jerry: - *mumbled voice* I sound funny?
George: - Abort! Abort!
Jerry: - *mumbled voice* Yeah I better get to a doctor, bye!
Jerry: - *normal* ...that was close! ..what drives me to take chances
like that....
George: - That was very real...
Jerry: - She said there was some traktor story she havent told me about..
George: - Wooh...back it up back it up....beep-beep-beep...traktor story?
Jerry: - ...beep-beep-beep??....what are you doing?
Jerry
& George - You suck.mp3
George: - Guess I have to pick myself up, dust myself of....and throw
myself right back down again...
Jerry: - That´s the spirit...you suck!!
George: - ....I know....
Jerry
& Kramer - Ahhh!.mp3
Kramer: - Anyway...you were lucky I was there, you lost alot of blood
Jerry: - .....what....
Kramer: - ...yeah...you got 3 pints of Kramer in you buddy...
Jerry: .....aaaahhhhhh!!!
Kramer: - ...aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!
Jerry
& Kramer - Alive.mp3
Jerry: - Well what street are you on?
Kramer: Im on 1st and 1st...how can the same street intersect with itself....I
must be at the nexus of the universe!
Jerry: - ..just wait there, I´ll pick you up..and Kramer: Stay alive!
No matter what occurs, I will find you!!
Kramer: - AHH!
Jerry
& Kramer & Newman - Ahhh!.mp3
Jerry: - Well they told me I got more blood so I guess I owe you again...
Kramer: - You didnt get the blood from me...
Jerry: - Then who?
Newman enters: - Hello Jerry...
Jerry: - AHHHHH!!!
Newman: - ...AHHHHHH!!!
Kramer: - ...AAHHHHHH!!!
Jerry
& Uncle leo - Hello Hello.mp3
Uncle Leo: - ..but Im an old man, Im confused...
Police: - You´re under arrest...
Jerry: - I just wanted you to scare him...
Uncle Leo: - Jerry...you ratted me out...
Jerry: - ....hello?
Uncle Leo: - .....hello....
George sounds
George
- Fancy moses.mp3
George sees Elaine dance: - ....sweet fancy moses!
George
- Goes nuts.mp3
Jerry: - *answers phone* ...yeah?
George: - *extremely fast* Jerry! The japanese guys had sake in the hot
tub. You gotta get them out of the drors and get them down here or I dont
got a focusgroup to sell the pilot to japanese TV!
Jerry: - ...Uncle Leo?
George: - JERRY!!! *bangs phone*
Jerry: - ..alright alright, I´ll wake them up...
George
- Hotel.mp3
Massageguy: - How did you hurt this?
George: - ...I dont know...
Massageguy: - ..you dont know?
George: - ...no...
Massageguy: - ...but you just told me --
George: - Korea!
Massageguy: - You hurt it in Korea?
George: - what?
Massageguy: - The hamstring --
George: - Korea!
Massageguy: - How?
George: - ...hamstring...
Massageguy: - How did you hurt the hamstring...
George: - ......ho-otel...
George
- Leader.mp3
George: - What are these? *picks up tubes* ...."take me to your leader"....
Kramer sounds
Kramer
- Assman.mp3
Passing driver: - Hey! The assman is in town!
Kramer in car: - You got that straight!!
Kramer
- Catfight.mp3
Elaine: - What is so appealing to men about a catfight --
Kramer: Yeah-yay catfight!!
Kramer
- Deathblow.mp3
(explosions in bg)
Kramer: - Man...we´re missing the deathblow!!
Jerry: - ..I dont believe it...
Kramer
- Disgusting.mp3
The Vet: - Been drinking from the toilet?
Kramer: - What?! ...no.....that´s discusting...
Kramer
- Hey buddy.mp3
Kramer: - Jerry, I gave you my blood..listen to your puls: Hey buddy!
Hey Buddy! Hey Buddy!
Kramer
- I stink.mp3
Kramer: - Here you want these??? I dont want them!!
Jerry: - ...why?
Kramer: - I STINK!!!
Kramer
- Kenny.mp3
(Kramer eats Kenny Rogers chicken in bed and the neonlight shouts down)
Kramer: - Kenny? ....Kenny!!!
Kramer
- Kenny2.mp3
(Kramer hangs from his window)
Kramer: Kenny....Kenny....Kenny...
Kramer
- Machopito.mp3
Kramer: - ...mmmm Machopicho....
Kramer
- My name is bob.mp3
Jerry: - It´s rutine surgery..
Kramer: - Oh yeah? ...my friend Bob Saccamano, he came in here for a hernia
operation...oh yeah rutine surgery? Now he sitting around in a chair by
the window going "my name is Bob!"
Kramer
- Newmanium.mp3
Kramer talks in sleep: - ....jerry....newman.....2000......NEWMANIUM!!!
Kramer
- Pam.mp3
Jerry: - What about her name?
Kramer: - Pam? Oh it´s a beautiful name......Pam...Pam?....PAM??
Kramer
- Precious.mp3
Kramer makes bootlegs: - ...ahahaha....the french guy feel of his bike...hehehehe...oh
man that´s precious!
Kramer
- Problem.mp3
Kramer: - Jerry no!! Look I need that chicken, Igotta have that chicken!
You leave those roasters alone, Kenny never hurt anybody!!!
Jerry: - You got a little problem...
Kramer: - OH I GOTTA BIG PROBLEM JERRY!
Kramer
- Silly man.mp3
Jerry: - There´s plenty time for him to call and give us the tickets!
Kramer: - You STUBBORN STUPID SILLY MAN!
Kramer
- Sweden.mp3
Kramer: - ...the air is cold, the tub is boiling hot...it´s like
Sweden man...Sweeeeden...
Kramer
- Trouble.mp3
Jerry: - ..you want food dont you?
Kramer: - ..it´s not for me, it´s for Hildy, the waitress
I was telling you about, she´s hungry, she wants food...if I go
back there without food....there's gonna be trouble!!
Kramer
- Way of.mp3
Elaine: - ...this is ALL your fault...you told me I could run the company...
Kramer: - ...well then I was WAAAY OF!!
Elaine sounds
Elaine
- Go to hell!.mp3
Mr Peterman: - Elaine you dont like the movie?
Elaine: - I HATE IT! *gets shussed* OH GO TO HELL!!
Elaine
- Puuh.mp3
Elaine: - Ben! ...I need a four letter word...Winnie the blank
Ben: - ...PUH!
Elaine: - ...pooh-hhhohohhahahe
Ben: - No it´s Winnie the Puh...
Elaine: - ...ohhh...
Elaine
- the dingo ate yo baby.mp3
Elaine: - Maybe the dingo ate yo baby!
Woman: - ....what?
Elaine: - The dingo ate yo baby!!
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